Awesome Tom is Crushing

Everyone knows Tony Romo might have gotten a bit distracted this week by 2003 poster girl Jessica Simpson, but not too many people are paying attention to the (far more disturbing) reason for Tom Brady's 14 for 27, 140 yard, 0 TD, 1 Int performance against the miserable Jets.

He'll take the mystery box

Poor Joe Gibbs has been making some awfully poor decisions lately, but this should be of little surprise to anyone. Joe clearly has a history of poor decision making:

I'm pretty proud of this little guy...

Boobies!

I made this, along with a few others, to torment KSK's UM during his self-imposed sabbatical from pumping his own gas. See the others here.

Ricardo Colclough Found Alive

Cleveland - Presumed former NFL cornerback Ricardo Colclough was found alive today on the Cleveland Browns active roster after being declared dead late last year. Ricardo was presumed dead after he had gone missing during the 2006 NFL season. During a difficult season in which he struggled with mental errors and turnovers, and eventually ceded kick returning duties to rookie Santonio Holmes, Ricardo became the subject of repeated confrontations with then-Coach Bill Cowher. After the national media raised questions about the highly suspicious disappearance of the former second round pick, the Pittsburgh Police Department issued a brief statement:

"Nah yinz listen here, after a very thorough investigation, we've determined that Coach Cowher definitely didn't strangle Ricky, crush his trachea, and t'row him in the Allegheny. Nah lets go dahn there a Permanny's an' get some sammiches."

No formal investigation followed the disappearance.

Concerned teammate and avid dog-lover Hines Ward was one of the last to speak on the matter:

"Hines Ward see Ricky getting yerred at all the time. Coach Cowher yerr at him, he say things like 'DROP THE BARR AGAIN AND I WILL MARRY YOUR JUNK WITH A FERAL BOAR!!'. Rast time Coach carr Ricky into his office, Ricky not come out. Coach Cowher say he 'sreeps with the whitefishes'."

Please, Jebus, Stop Boston

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes this holiday season...



Have you ever seen someone playing Madden (or any other sports game) on a difficulty level that they had clearly mastered, and asked them why the fuck they were even playing the game?

That's the Patriots this year.

A Modest Proposal

Hey, it couldn't hurt.