Why the background?

Seriously? Get off my site, you blazing 'mo. Do not question tits.

Just in case you accidentally and heterosexually stumbled onto this post, here's the genius of the background:

1. Breasts are AWESOME.
2. You'll come back to this site solely to subconsciously stare at the background
3. When little miss famous actress's lawyers contact me and threaten me, that's an in!